Tank Girl - Revision history

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 This avatar may just be Rebecca Buck. Or it could be a load of skanky horse diarrhoea.
-The woman later to be known as 'Tank Girl' certainly remembers a few things about her childhood, like her collection of novelty pencil sharpeners later enshrined for eternity in the National Museum of Modern Pencil Sharpeners, Sydney. Her first words were "cauliflower" and "penis", in that order. For her fifteen birthday she received, from her mother, a sentient stuffed koala called Camp Koala (R.I.P.) and was taken to a fortune teller where she was told her name means 'The Rule Breaker' and she would break all the established laws of life. This makes an unhealthy amount of sense.
+The woman later to be known as 'Tank Girl' certainly remembers a few things about her childhood, like her collection of novelty pencil sharpeners later enshrined for eternity in the National Museum of Modern Pencil Sharpeners, Sydney. Her first words were "cauliflower" and "penis", in that order. For her fifteenth birthday she received, from her mother, a sentient stuffed koala called Camp Koala (R.I.P.) and was taken to a fortune teller where she was told her name means 'The Rule Breaker' and she would break all the established laws of life. This makes an unhealthy amount of sense.
 In any case, she certainly 'grew up' in Australia, getting to know later co-conspirators Jet Girl and Sub Girl as a teenager. For no particular reason she fails to remember the two girls' actual names, though she only picked up her own moniker when she was given her trademark heavy assault vehicle.

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 |Weight=66125lbs (29994kg)
 |Short=A former mercenary in the employ of the Australian military, Tank Girl is a bounty hunter, fugitive, and party animal ''par excellence''. With an illustrious gift for violence, she's carved her way through the unlikely an<s>n</s>als of history and now arrives in Twisted City with a bad attitude and a worse hangover. She's not the worst person ever, but there have been a few who'd beg to differ... and she's more inclined to have a <b>good time</b> than an opinion.
-|Desc=[[File:tankgirl_c.jpg]]
+|Desc=[[File:tankgirl_c.jpg]] <span style="font-size:300%">A/S/L?</span>
 |Skills=Ultra-Violence - Rebecca has a quite marvellous gift for all things violent. Though she seems to have no actual training, per se, she's certainly had a lot of practice - and a sane person might imagine there's something else going on underneath the hood! A horny person wouldn't wonder, and would just check. She can remove heads with a well-placed jackboot, punch, stab, and headbutt her way through just about any solid object, and fashion all manner of highly-destructive weaponry from the environment. The less it makes sense, and the more unnecessary it is, the more likely she is to be able to do it; to call her 'chaotic' would be to miss the point entirely. She IS chaos, and it's probably best to stay clear of her if you've got a weak stomach. At best, she'll puke on you.

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 In any case, she certainly 'grew up' in Australia, getting to know later co-conspirators Jet Girl and Sub Girl as a teenager. For no particular reason she fails to remember the two girls' actual names, though she only picked up her own moniker when she was given her trademark heavy assault vehicle.
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+[[File:tankgirl_a.png]] <span style="font-size:200%">"Well. That escalated quickly."</span>
 As a mercenary in the employ of the Aussie military, Rebecca was tasked with committing violent acts in the name of the Man. Despite this dream gig, she worked on the side as a bounty hunter apprehending often less-violent criminals and occasionally having wild sex with them. Tragedy came (hard) when she murdered a high-ranking officer and failed to deliver an urgent supply of colostomy bags to Australia's incontinent head of state, President Hogan. This caused a national outcry, and Tank Girl was branded an outlaw - and bestowed with a multi-million dollar bounty. Woe betode (?!) those who tried to claim it, and she'd off numerous fortune hunters as she sleazed her way through the Outback. She also managed to witness the Second Coming of Christ, which was nice.
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 <br>- Homer writes 'The Odyssey', in which Tank Girl travels the ancient kingdom in order to return home, and save her beautiful wife from a bevy of unsuitable suitors.
-...or did that last one really happen? Screw this writing nonsense. It's beer time. Nothing can ever go wrong with beer! It's not as though our heroine is going to get Abo-girl trashed and wake up in a crashed tank in a strange dimension without any clothes on... oh... oh, FUCK...
+...or did that last one really happen? Screw this writing nonsense. It's beer time. Nothing can ever go wrong with beer! It's not as though our heroine is going to get Abo-girl trashed and wake up in a crashed tank in a strange dimension without any clothes on...
-[[File:tankgirl_b.jpg]]
+[[File:tankgirl_b.jpg]] <span style="font-size:200%"> "Oh...</span> <span style="font-size:600%">oh, FUCK..."</span>
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 Wish 1: An appearance as a guest on the Dame Edna Show.
-Wish 2: That God's Dressing Gown turn anyone who wears it into a right Jimmy Saville.
+<br>Wish 2: That God's Dressing Gown turn anyone who wears it into a right Jimmy Saville.
-Wish 3: A shitload of lager.
+<br>Wish 3: A shitload of lager.
 With the Devil now running charity marathons, Tank Girl proceeded to get absolutely and completely trashed. Which is approximately when things started to go downhill. The following things occurred, probably in this order though she was QUITE drunk and can't be sure: