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‎FORMER PEACEKEEPERS BRAWL AT S-MART

Marr0w: /* FORMER PEACEKEEPERS BRAWL AT S-MART */

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‎FORMER PEACEKEEPERS BRAWL AT S-MART

Marr0w at 16:27, 17 August 2026

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Marr0w at 04:01, 17 November 2021

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Marr0w at 18:26, 24 February 2021

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 Shoppers at our local S-Mart where sent into chaos when two combatants had it out in the [[S-Mart Parking Lot | S-Mart parking lot]] resulting in the destruction of several vehicles and a 'man sized' crater nearby. Based on eye witness accounts a female combatant identified as former T.A.S.K. Agent [[Satyrn | Satyrn Tarn]] arrived from some sort of dimensional portal and was confronted by visiting super hero [[Superboy]], himself a former Mabase Police Department Officer. The two duked it out while battling against some kind of demon-like creature until they where interrupted by a third as of yet unidentified male suspect. Most citizens fled the scene in the ensuing chaos but the ones that stayed described it as "pretty cool."
-S-Mart was open for business as usual the following day. So far there has yet to be an official statement from the [[Mabase City Courthouse | Mabase Police Department]] regarding charges being pressed or reimbursement for damaged vehicles. When pressed, Acting Police Chief, Captain Mike Cosgrove only stated, "No comment."
+S-Mart was open for business as usual the following day. So far there has yet to be an official statement from the [[Mabase City Courthouse | Mabase Police Department]] regarding charges being filled or reimbursement for damaged vehicles. When pressed, Acting Police Chief, Captain Mike Cosgrove only stated, "No comment."
 ===NEW MARKET MALL EXPLOSION?===

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 Posted Date: August 17th, 2026<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
-Shoppers at our local S-Mart where sent into chaos when two combatants had it out in the [[S-Mart Parking Lot | S-Mart parking lot]] resulting in the destruction of several vehicles and a 'man sized' crater nearby. Based on eye witness accounts a female combatant identified as former T.A.S.K Agent [[Satyrn | Satyrn Tarn]] arrived from some sort of dimensional portal and was confronted by visiting super hero [[Superboy]], himself a former Mabase Police Department Officer. The two duked it out while battling against some kind of demon-like creature until they where interrupted by a third as of yet unidentified male suspect. Most citizens fled the scene in the ensuing chaos but the ones that stayed described it as "pretty cool."
+Shoppers at our local S-Mart where sent into chaos when two combatants had it out in the [[S-Mart Parking Lot | S-Mart parking lot]] resulting in the destruction of several vehicles and a 'man sized' crater nearby. Based on eye witness accounts a female combatant identified as former T.A.S.K. Agent [[Satyrn | Satyrn Tarn]] arrived from some sort of dimensional portal and was confronted by visiting super hero [[Superboy]], himself a former Mabase Police Department Officer. The two duked it out while battling against some kind of demon-like creature until they where interrupted by a third as of yet unidentified male suspect. Most citizens fled the scene in the ensuing chaos but the ones that stayed described it as "pretty cool."
 S-Mart was open for business as usual the following day. So far there has yet to be an official statement from the [[Mabase City Courthouse | Mabase Police Department]] regarding charges being pressed or reimbursement for damaged vehicles. When pressed, Acting Police Chief, Captain Mike Cosgrove only stated, "No comment."
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		+	\|Article By: Dave Anderson
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		+	\|\|Posted Date: June 5, 2020<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
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		+	Earlier today, much of the police department activities seemed to momentarily come to a complete halt before returning to near normal, but with some of the officers looking somewhat spooked. Many had assumed some freaky etheric monster had invaded the headquarters, but the truth is both less and more interesting at the same time. The only attack that reportedly occurred this morning was a fairly mundane(cosmically speaking, of course. This kind of thing seems to be something that happens in every universe) panic attack. While at first this doesn't even seem worth reporting, it was the Chief of Police herself, former councilwoman Rayne Hurris that had the episode. Reportedly, after an all-night work shift, a large number of relatively minor and mundane reports and inquiries overloaded the Chief, and witnesses say she simply collapsed after hyperventilating. She was taken to a clinic where her condition was diagnosed.
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		+	"I told her she should take a longer vacation," one officer who asked to remain anonymous told us. "By the books, she had three months built up, but she's never taken more than personal and sick days off." Doctors reportedly have ordered her to take her entire accumilated vacation time to recooperate. The anonymous officer also told us, "She needs to learn to relax. We have this handled. Now I'm gonna get a can of hash and a cup of coffee." More official sources have stated that a temporary replacement will be announced shortly.
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		+	''((OOC note from Rayne's player: This has actually been a long time coming. I had originally planned on something akin to this happening months ago, before all the insanity of the real world hit, and I intended it to be played out as a scene. As some of you may be aware, I work retail and have thus continued to work the entire time. In fact, my workload increased significantly for a while. What began as something to remove myself from having a character in a position where people expect me to play significant roles in the types of RP that I'm not particularly fond of quickly became a reflection of my real life self. I dreaded playing Rayne even more. I dreaded seeing people making characters with the intent of playing them alongside the chief even though I wasn't planning to keep Rayne there for long. I withdrew more, and then it really became too much of a reflection of my real life when I actually had a panic attack at work. After a later mental breakdown at work, I finally realized that I wasn't just putting it off because of laziness or difficulty getting people in to play the scene as I wanted. I didn't /want/ to play the scene anymore. I didn't want to relive that again. It would be a dreadful scene, a downer in so many tones and far too akin to real life for me rather than the escapism that Role Playing is for me. So unfortunately, this will be all we get of Rayne's mental breakdown at the police station and the beginning phase of her retirement as chief of police. No, I'm not planning on dropping Rayne. She'll continue, she's just not going to be a chaotic good aligned character in charge of a lawful organization anymore.))''

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 Skutters. Small robotic life forms who have resided at the Usual Restaurant since the JMC Mining Copropration transport craft Starbug crashed into Twisted many years ago. Normally these claw-headed automatons seem to enjoy being tasked with the day-to-day operations of assisting patrons but when television station Channel 12 decided to reduce it's weekly John Wayne Thursdays film festival, these usually silent droids finally decided to speak out.
-Tying up patrons and setting fire to the tables and chairs, this past Thursday was pandemonium for anyone unfortunate enough to enter the establishment. The Usual, this was not. The owner and proprieter of the Usual, Yoiko Hibiki, had this to say, "I've never seen anything like it! It was adorable and terrifying all at the same time. The rioting was bad enough, but did they have to dress like cowboys and indians to do it? Good thing nobody got scalped."
+Tying up patrons and setting fire to the tables and chairs, this past Thursday was [[OUR DEMANDS|pandemonium]] for anyone unfortunate enough to enter the establishment. The Usual, this was not. The owner and proprieter of the Usual Restaurant, Yoiko Hibiki, had this to say, "I've never seen anything like it! It was adorable and terrifying all at the same time. The rioting was bad enough, but did they have to dress like cowboys and indians to do it? Good thing nobody got scalped."
 While the situation was eventually brought to a close thanks to the brave efforts of Police Captain Mike Cosgrove and his quick thinking of bringing VHS recordings of many John Wayne films to pacify the rioting robots, it should be noted that the weekly film festival was only shortened by a single movie's length to make way for the revival of the New York syndicated World of the Psychic, hosted by Dr. Peter Venkman of Ghostbuster's fame. While Dr. Venkman isn't a stranger to angry mobs, we hope the heated welcome of his broadcast to Mabase's airwaves doesn't paint a poor picture of things to come.

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		+	Skutters. Small robotic life forms who have resided at the Usual Restaurant since the JMC Mining Copropration transport craft Starbug crashed into Twisted many years ago. Normally these claw-headed automatons seem to enjoy being tasked with the day-to-day operations of assisting patrons but when television station Channel 12 decided to reduce it's weekly John Wayne Thursdays film festival, these usually silent droids finally decided to speak out.
		+
		+	Tying up patrons and setting fire to the tables and chairs, this past Thursday was pandemonium for anyone unfortunate enough to enter the establishment. The Usual, this was not. The owner and proprieter of the Usual, Yoiko Hibiki, had this to say, "I've never seen anything like it! It was adorable and terrifying all at the same time. The rioting was bad enough, but did they have to dress like cowboys and indians to do it? Good thing nobody got scalped."
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		+	While the situation was eventually brought to a close thanks to the brave efforts of Police Captain Mike Cosgrove and his quick thinking of bringing VHS recordings of many John Wayne films to pacify the rioting robots, it should be noted that the weekly film festival was only shortened by a single movie's length to make way for the revival of the New York syndicated World of the Psychic, hosted by Dr. Peter Venkman of Ghostbuster's fame. While Dr. Venkman isn't a stranger to angry mobs, we hope the heated welcome of his broadcast to Mabase's airwaves doesn't paint a poor picture of things to come.
		+
		+	===KOHOKU PUBLIC ACADEMY WELCOMES NEW TEACHER===
		+
		+	It is with great pleasure that the Kohoku Public Academy welcomes Lieutenant Adam Weissman into the ranks of it's staff. With his extensive military background as a former pilot and Commander in the Galaxy Garrison with five years service as a highly trained instructor, Mr. Weissman will be teaching Health Sciences for the Academy and assisting with some of the Physical Education classes. The faculty staff welcomes Mr. Weissman warmly and looks forwards to him becoming part of our community and hopes he will become a valued colleague in the Kohoku Public Academy's continued efforts to educate and enrich it's students.
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 ===MEDICAL MECHANICA HOSPITAL TO OPEN SOON===
-While known across various worlds for medical robots, the people living on Twisted haven't seen much of the medical side of Medical Mechanica in recent years. Possibly in response to that a new hospital facility is scheduled to open soon due to the recent influx of large scale events that are beyond the scope of the Twisted Wellness Center such the train that collided into Cemetery Lane, the riot at New Market Mall and today's top story. As par the course with the illusive company, no actual details have been revealed outside the initial announcement but they did make a special exception over the boy involved in this afternoon's attack and with their help he is expected to make a full recovery.
+While known across various worlds for medical robots, the people living on Twisted haven't seen much of the medical side of Medical Mechanica in recent years. Possibly in response to that a new hospital facility is scheduled to open soon due to the recent influx of large scale events that are beyond the scope of the Twisted Wellness Center such the train that collided into Cemetery Lane, the riot at New Market Mall and today's top story. As par the course with the elusive company, no actual details have been revealed outside the initial announcement but they did make a special exception over the boy involved in this afternoon's attack and with their help he is expected to make a full recovery.
 ===RUMOR CONTROL: An Editorial===