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		+	Earlier today, much of the police department activities seemed to momentarily come to a complete halt before returning to near normal, but with some of the officers looking somewhat spooked. Many had assumed some freaky etheric monster had invaded the headquarters, but the truth is both less and more interesting at the same time. The only attack that reportedly occurred this morning was a fairly mundane(cosmically speaking, of course. This kind of thing seems to be something that happens in every universe) panic attack. While at first this doesn't even seem worth reporting, it was the Chief of Police herself, former councilwoman Rayne Hurris that had the episode. Reportedly, after an all-night work shift, a large number of relatively minor and mundane reports and inquiries overloaded the Chief, and witnesses say she simply collapsed after hyperventilating. She was taken to a clinic where her condition was diagnosed.
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		+	"I told her she should take a longer vacation," one officer who asked to remain anonymous told us. "By the books, she had three months built up, but she's never taken more than personal and sick days off." Doctors reportedly have ordered her to take her entire accumilated vacation time to recooperate. The anonymous officer also told us, "She needs to learn to relax. We have this handled. Now I'm gonna get a can of hash and a cup of coffee." More official sources have stated that a temporary replacement will be announced shortly.
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		+	''((OOC note from Rayne's player: This has actually been a long time coming. I had originally planned on something akin to this happening months ago, before all the insanity of the real world hit, and I intended it to be played out as a scene. As some of you may be aware, I work retail and have thus continued to work the entire time. In fact, my workload increased significantly for a while. What began as something to remove myself from having a character in a position where people expect me to play significant roles in the types of RP that I'm not particularly fond of quickly became a reflection of my real life self. I dreaded playing Rayne even more. I dreaded seeing people making characters with the intent of playing them alongside the chief even though I wasn't planning to keep Rayne there for long. I withdrew more, and then it really became too much of a reflection of my real life when I actually had a panic attack at work. After a later mental breakdown at work, I finally realized that I wasn't just putting it off because of laziness or difficulty getting people in to play the scene as I wanted. I didn't /want/ to play the scene anymore. I didn't want to relive that again. It would be a dreadful scene, a downer in so many tones and far too akin to real life for me rather than the escapism that Role Playing is for me. So unfortunately, this will be all we get of Rayne's mental breakdown at the police station and the beginning phase of her retirement as chief of police. No, I'm not planning on dropping Rayne. She'll continue, she's just not going to be a chaotic good aligned character in charge of a lawful organization anymore.))''

	==RIOT AT THE USUAL RESTAURANT==		==RIOT AT THE USUAL RESTAURANT==

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 Skutters. Small robotic life forms who have resided at the Usual Restaurant since the JMC Mining Copropration transport craft Starbug crashed into Twisted many years ago. Normally these claw-headed automatons seem to enjoy being tasked with the day-to-day operations of assisting patrons but when television station Channel 12 decided to reduce it's weekly John Wayne Thursdays film festival, these usually silent droids finally decided to speak out.
-Tying up patrons and setting fire to the tables and chairs, this past Thursday was pandemonium for anyone unfortunate enough to enter the establishment. The Usual, this was not. The owner and proprieter of the Usual, Yoiko Hibiki, had this to say, "I've never seen anything like it! It was adorable and terrifying all at the same time. The rioting was bad enough, but did they have to dress like cowboys and indians to do it? Good thing nobody got scalped."
+Tying up patrons and setting fire to the tables and chairs, this past Thursday was [[OUR DEMANDS|pandemonium]] for anyone unfortunate enough to enter the establishment. The Usual, this was not. The owner and proprieter of the Usual Restaurant, Yoiko Hibiki, had this to say, "I've never seen anything like it! It was adorable and terrifying all at the same time. The rioting was bad enough, but did they have to dress like cowboys and indians to do it? Good thing nobody got scalped."
 While the situation was eventually brought to a close thanks to the brave efforts of Police Captain Mike Cosgrove and his quick thinking of bringing VHS recordings of many John Wayne films to pacify the rioting robots, it should be noted that the weekly film festival was only shortened by a single movie's length to make way for the revival of the New York syndicated World of the Psychic, hosted by Dr. Peter Venkman of Ghostbuster's fame. While Dr. Venkman isn't a stranger to angry mobs, we hope the heated welcome of his broadcast to Mabase's airwaves doesn't paint a poor picture of things to come.

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		+	Skutters. Small robotic life forms who have resided at the Usual Restaurant since the JMC Mining Copropration transport craft Starbug crashed into Twisted many years ago. Normally these claw-headed automatons seem to enjoy being tasked with the day-to-day operations of assisting patrons but when television station Channel 12 decided to reduce it's weekly John Wayne Thursdays film festival, these usually silent droids finally decided to speak out.
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		+	Tying up patrons and setting fire to the tables and chairs, this past Thursday was pandemonium for anyone unfortunate enough to enter the establishment. The Usual, this was not. The owner and proprieter of the Usual, Yoiko Hibiki, had this to say, "I've never seen anything like it! It was adorable and terrifying all at the same time. The rioting was bad enough, but did they have to dress like cowboys and indians to do it? Good thing nobody got scalped."
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		+	While the situation was eventually brought to a close thanks to the brave efforts of Police Captain Mike Cosgrove and his quick thinking of bringing VHS recordings of many John Wayne films to pacify the rioting robots, it should be noted that the weekly film festival was only shortened by a single movie's length to make way for the revival of the New York syndicated World of the Psychic, hosted by Dr. Peter Venkman of Ghostbuster's fame. While Dr. Venkman isn't a stranger to angry mobs, we hope the heated welcome of his broadcast to Mabase's airwaves doesn't paint a poor picture of things to come.
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		+	===KOHOKU PUBLIC ACADEMY WELCOMES NEW TEACHER===
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		+	It is with great pleasure that the Kohoku Public Academy welcomes Lieutenant Adam Weissman into the ranks of it's staff. With his extensive military background as a former pilot and Commander in the Galaxy Garrison with five years service as a highly trained instructor, Mr. Weissman will be teaching Health Sciences for the Academy and assisting with some of the Physical Education classes. The faculty staff welcomes Mr. Weissman warmly and looks forwards to him becoming part of our community and hopes he will become a valued colleague in the Kohoku Public Academy's continued efforts to educate and enrich it's students.
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 ===MEDICAL MECHANICA HOSPITAL TO OPEN SOON===
-While known across various worlds for medical robots, the people living on Twisted haven't seen much of the medical side of Medical Mechanica in recent years. Possibly in response to that a new hospital facility is scheduled to open soon due to the recent influx of large scale events that are beyond the scope of the Twisted Wellness Center such the train that collided into Cemetery Lane, the riot at New Market Mall and today's top story. As par the course with the illusive company, no actual details have been revealed outside the initial announcement but they did make a special exception over the boy involved in this afternoon's attack and with their help he is expected to make a full recovery.
+While known across various worlds for medical robots, the people living on Twisted haven't seen much of the medical side of Medical Mechanica in recent years. Possibly in response to that a new hospital facility is scheduled to open soon due to the recent influx of large scale events that are beyond the scope of the Twisted Wellness Center such the train that collided into Cemetery Lane, the riot at New Market Mall and today's top story. As par the course with the elusive company, no actual details have been revealed outside the initial announcement but they did make a special exception over the boy involved in this afternoon's attack and with their help he is expected to make a full recovery.
 ===RUMOR CONTROL: An Editorial===

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		+	==THREE TEENS CRITICALLY INJURED IN AIRSHIP THEFT==
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		+	Sad news this evening from the Plowse Bridge as a shower of bricks seemingly came out of nowhere, raining down destruction on passersby this afternoon. Two teens were taken to the Mabase Wellness Center for broken bones and scrapes while a third was rushed to the not yet officially opened Medical Mechanica hospital to undergo intensive care for a fractured skull after he was apparently buried alive in the wake.
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		+	Originally Police were hesitant to assign blame to any one entity but shortly afterwards the airship, Timelady's Grace, was stolen from where it was docked on the Plowse Bridge Observation Tower, presumably to help the assailant get away. A reward has been issued for information leading to the arrest of the unknown perpetrator and the safe return of the Timelady's Grace.
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		+	===MEDICAL MECHANICA HOSPITAL TO OPEN SOON===
		+	While known across various worlds for medical robots, the people living on Twisted haven't seen much of the medical side of Medical Mechanica in recent years. Possibly in response to that a new hospital facility is scheduled to open soon due to the recent influx of large scale events that are beyond the scope of the Twisted Wellness Center such the train that collided into Cemetery Lane, the riot at New Market Mall and today's top story. As par the course with the illusive company, no actual details have been revealed outside the initial announcement but they did make a special exception over the boy involved in this afternoon's attack and with their help he is expected to make a full recovery.
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		+	===RUMOR CONTROL: An Editorial===
		+	Please stop sending in information about the urban legend of the Icehouse Killer. There has never been any concrete proof of such an individual. There are very few wheelchair-bound citizens of Mabase so the odds of an unknown murder rolling around at night is preposterous. Until the Police Department issue an official statement we will treat all submitted reports as trolling. This modern culture should be ashamed of itself not only trying to cause a panic in our small recovering burg but implying something sinister about a disabled individual is positively insulting.

	==NEW MARKET RIOT==		==NEW MARKET RIOT==

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		+	==NEW MARKET RIOT==
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		+	Article By: Miyamoto Takashi<br>
		+	Posted Date: August 27th, 2019
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		+	Earlier today the New Market Mall was the scene of chaos when a Laser Tag game got out of hand and spread across the mall sending onlookers into a panic. Things escalated when autonomous plants began to join into the confusion sending an unnamed security guard into a frenzy that resulted in large scale property damage and required the Mabase City Police Department to step in and return order to the insanity. While the autonomous plants seemed to be a short-lived event, an on-going investigation has begun to track down goods that were shoplifted during the disturbance. In total more than fifteen businesses are reporting losses and the mall itself has had to lock its doors for the next few days while it attempts to repair the damage done and return to safe, normal operations.

	==CEMETERY LANE SHUTDOWN==		==CEMETERY LANE SHUTDOWN==

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-This morning saw Twisted's beloved [[Gegoshi]] stepping down from her position. As should be widely known, Gegoshi Syntha 3.0 is an advanced synthetic lifeform who's purpose was to maintain the stability of Twisted, keeping it safe for those who arrive here. As more stability was needed, the strain on poor Gegoshi became greater. Our former ruling leader, [[Senior Diablo|Señior Diablo]], only intensified this by putting additional strain on the synth using her and her abilities to change Twisted - the full depths of which are still being uncovered.
+This morning saw Twisted's beloved [[Gegoshi]] stepping down from her position. As should be widely known, Gegoshi Syntha 3.0 is an advanced synthetic lifeform who's purpose was to maintain the stability of Twisted, keeping it safe for those who arrive here. As more stability was needed, the strain on poor Gegoshi became greater. Our former ruling leader, [[Senor Diablo|Señor Diablo]], only intensified this by putting additional strain on the synth using her and her abilities to change Twisted - the full depths of which are still being uncovered.
 Gegoshi was recently granted full ownership of herself and given the free will and ability to decide for herself what she wanted to do. Apparently in response to this a new synth, Bishop, arrived on Twisted to fulfill her role. While this reporter can't speak of the specifics of this arrangement we do know that all of Gegoshi's duties, including maintaining and running the information kiosks around Twisted, where transferred over to the newly arrived [[Bishop 3.2]] as of 10:46 AM.
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-Good evening and Happy New Year. Citizens of Twisted City had a surprise this past weekend as the fog finally cleared on one end of the Twisted Street only to discover it no longer leading into the Wastelands but instead to our new neighboring [[:Category:Neo-Edo|city of Neo-Edo]]. For those who've made Twisted their home recently this came as a source of shock and confusion but to long time residence this sort of thing used to be common. While [[Senior_Diablo|Señior Diablo]] was not available for comment the automated [[Gegoshi]] kiosks around Twisted were quick to point out that this was a planned appearance and that calm should be maintained.
+Good evening and Happy New Year. Citizens of Twisted City had a surprise this past weekend as the fog finally cleared on one end of the Twisted Street only to discover it no longer leading into the Wastelands but instead to our new neighboring [[:Category:Neo-Edo|city of Neo-Edo]]. For those who've made Twisted their home recently this came as a source of shock and confusion but to long time residence this sort of thing used to be common. While [[Senor_Diablo|Señor Diablo]] was not available for comment the automated [[Gegoshi]] kiosks around Twisted were quick to point out that this was a planned appearance and that calm should be maintained.
 Neo-Edo comes with it a few familiar old places including one of the more popular former establishments of Twisted City - The [[Pizza Cats Pizza Emporium]]. Owner and manager [[Samurai_Pizza_Cats|Francine]] had this to say: "We don't know what happened, but what can we do? We're still making pizza! Can we make one for you?" Hopefully our new sister city will be around for many years.
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 One Jay Kerr has this to say on the subject: "Well, as a long standing citizen of this realm I have to question anyone who puts on a badge and starts touting that they are here to protect us when everything is rather fine. I mean, it's not like we have homicidal maniacs kicking in doors, while promising puppies and instead brandishing chainsaws. That's madness! Things are just fine as they are. Especially since the bat problem has been taken care of."
-This reporter however disagrees with this, and welcomes TASK back. The following is recent blotters that have been posted for the public to see, and be made aware of those who would seemingly disrupt the peace [[Senior Diablo|Señior Diablo]] has brought to us.
+This reporter however disagrees with this, and welcomes TASK back. The following is recent blotters that have been posted for the public to see, and be made aware of those who would seemingly disrupt the peace [[Senor Diablo|Señor Diablo]] has brought to us.
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 ===TASK TO RETURN TO TWISTED===
-Our demon in charge, [[Senior_Diablo | Señior Diablo]], has started plans to revitalize TASK as a police force for Twisted. Previous TASK was tasked with monitoring the portals of connected worlds and trying to prevent cross-world contamination. In a statement released earlier this week by [[Gegoshi]] a new method of 'moving' portals has been used to create a tower from which TASK can carry out both sets of duties without one interfering with the other. It is not known yet if previous members of TASK will be welcomed back under the new regime but many are already calling for the reinstatement of [[Satyrn]] who hasn't been seen since Diablo closed the doors on the original organization.
+Our demon in charge, [[Senor_Diablo | Señor Diablo]], has started plans to revitalize TASK as a police force for Twisted. Previous TASK was tasked with monitoring the portals of connected worlds and trying to prevent cross-world contamination. In a statement released earlier this week by [[Gegoshi]] a new method of 'moving' portals has been used to create a tower from which TASK can carry out both sets of duties without one interfering with the other. It is not known yet if previous members of TASK will be welcomed back under the new regime but many are already calling for the reinstatement of [[Satyrn]] who hasn't been seen since Diablo closed the doors on the original organization.
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 However when asked about why a medically financed cooporation has so much interest in the new arrivals, Medical Machina simply repeated its statement.
-"Medical Machina claims ownership over this (the Integra Arms) and most of the buildings in Twisted... we're been given the run around! What are they up to?" A concerned citizen, [[Senior_Diablo|Senior Diablo]], told the Twisted Gazette.
+"Medical Machina claims ownership over this (the Integra Arms) and most of the buildings in Twisted... we're been given the run around! What are they up to?" A concerned citizen, [[Senor_Diablo|Senor Diablo]], told the Twisted Gazette.
 "Who in the hell *is* Medical Machina? This whole thing doesn't feel quite right."