Being trapped in a world where people write comic books based on your own life can lead to some odd situations. Like, finding out that the girl you had a crush on is being driven mad by the same creatures that drove you insane. However, this also makes finding the second issue a bit more important than just a passing hobby. It's a shame no one's asked me for an autograph yet... I wonder if I could play myself in a movie about me? Hmm... I'm gonna have to go find Jhonen Vasquez...
~J.C.