Mabase Postal Service

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The Mabase Postal Service provides the postal needs for all of Mabase and it's outlying areas.

Spoken about only in myths and legends, the Mabase Postal Service is one of the great urban legends on Twisted. It is said that at some point during "the reverse times" a great man did come from the heavens, riding along a merry neighborhood trolley. So smitten by this mail-less world he did gather up the great winged beasts of legend and the small and tiny moogles and chocobos and all manner of fairies and gnomes and together they did create the Mabase Postal Service - a fantastic organization dedicated through practice of the dark and strange arts of "postal" to collect and gather mail of all sizes and weights, and deliver it without a trace. Some say these beings posses the ability to open doorways to other planes of existence, some even speak of deals with the devil and access to the mighty Time Gate once guarded by the savior of Twisted, Setsuna. Whatever the origin, in these dark times it's good to know that your packages will always be delivered and your greeting cards will always find their way to their intended destination even before you applied the stamp...

What is factually known about the Mabase Postal Service is that by pure chance and happenstance some have managed to find it's home office, even though some strange magic always seems to keep it moving around the city at random. Inside there usually sit several moogles and fairies who drink coffee and won't give passerby's a second glance except to scowl at them for entering their exclusive domain. It is also factually known that tampering with mail is a punishable offense that incurs the wrath of the great Postmaster General, Jorgen Von Strangle - a beefy nightmare of a man who wields a girly magic wand with enough strength and tenacity to club a man to death if his sick and twisted fairy magic doesn't do the job for him first.

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