So I finally got a response from 'The Gatekeeper' on the website advertising the new game.
Needless to say he wasn't too keen to reveal his beauty tips to us maggots. I will post my original message and then the response;
If anyone isn't aware you can send a message via http://www.atmosfear.com.au/home I would recommend writing better jokes than I did.....
I don't know how many messages they are planning on responding too, it took several weeks to get my reply.
My Dearest Gatekeeper
It has been a while, hasn’t it?
I have a burning question that has haunted me (no pun intended) since we first met.
How does one achieve a complexion as stunning as yours? It is incredible!
Do you use moisturiser? Can I borrow some? Can you only acquire it in the netherworld? Does it have something to do with maggots?
These are the questions we all need the answer to!
Thanks a bunch,
-Kay Oss
Let the Kay Oss begin!
I hope you get banished to the Black Hole for that one, you maggot.
Your kind words make me think perhaps you are trying to suck up to me.
Don’t bother, I don't like you.
You sound like the type of maggot that learnt to crawl before you walked but never got to the walking part.
If you really want to know how I got my complexion then meet me on the other side, little one.
Insincerely Yours,
Your worst nightmare,
The Gatekeeper
If anyone else received a reply please post them!