Daily Mischief (The Asylum)
                 Ranma 1/2 Serial by Jason Skaggs

>>>>>>>>Cell Block One
>>>>>>>>	"Cooking With Yoiko"

>>>>>>>>October 31, 1999

	"Welcome back to 'Cooking With Yoiko'! I'm your host, Yoiko 
Hibiki. Today we're here with my special guest, My brother Ryoga!"
	"Um... Hi."
	"So, where 've you been brother? You were supposed to be here
for last week's show. You could have called or something."
	"Uh... I've um, been here and there..."
	Rolls her eyes, "Whatever. Anyways, today were going to learn
to make some delicous Chinese style sweet and sour pork!"
	"WHAT?!?!"
	"Huh?" 
	"HOW COULD YOU?"
	"I thought you liked pork..."
	"NEVER!!!"
	"But you used to eat it all the time when you were younger."
	"QUIT LYING YOIKO!"
	"I'm not lying! Mom used to force us to eat pounds and pounds
of pork just cause you'd throw a fit if you ate anything else."
	Ryoga drops his eyes to the floor and swallows hard. The 
memory of all that food caused his mouth to fill with the taste of 
roasted pig. Quickly holding his mouth and running for the door, he
begins to vomit before the camera.
	Yoiko turns toward him, confused. "Ryoga? What'd I do wrong?"

To be continued...

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