Pre-Game - So, you want to play the game. My game, by my rules. I am… THE GATEKEEPER! I rule this game, and you, you will obey my rules. When I speak you will stop, and you will listen! Hmmm? I see... You have all been stained with a color, and marked by a number. If I call your number or you color you must answer “Yes My Gatekeeper!” If you fail to answer “Yes My Gatekeeper” when I call you number or color you will be punished! I’d like to punish one of you now. You. The one who holds the highest number. Yes you! Answer me you maggot! Times up. If you failed to answer “Yes my Gatekeeper” in time, you are banished. Move your mark to the closest black hole. You will not play until I choose to release you. If you have answered in time, you have learned my first lesson. Do not forget! For you will all be called and you will all be tested! Let us begin my game with you. The one who holds the highest number, answer me! You will be the first to roll the dice and begin my game, and your nightmare.
2:02 - Stop! Whose turn is it next? Who is just about to roll the dice? Answer me! Time’s up. If you failed to answer “Yes My Gatekeeper” in time, you must roll a “6” before you can play again.
3:26 - I release you from the black hole.
4:33 - Stop! Those of you on gravestones marked with an “X” receive a free turn.
5:43 - Stop! Those of you on gravestones marked “Chance” take the dice and roll it. Roll it now, and if you can roll your number you can take a key.
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