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The Official Beverage of the Akira Shrine:
Hello, if you didn't know it by now, the Shrine of Akira voted for Josta to be it's official beverage back in the summer of '98. It was a fairly one-sided vote. No one but me voted. However, after it had been decided that Josta was the official beverage I have recieved nothing but compliments because, lets face it, 4 out of 5 members like Josta. I'm not complaining. It's always been my favorite.
For the record, I'm drinking one as I write this.
This page is here to inform our members about the aw-inspiring effects of Josta and to hopefully inform others as well. I want to appoligise for any miss spellings now, so that I can get that out of the way. Secondly, I truely hope that none of the people who's sites I stole pictures from mind. If any of the page owners I 'borrowed' from have any objections to this, please let me know and I'll try to remedi the situation.
Josta is a drink made from Guarana berries. It is known to cause hyper-activity for a few brief mintes after Ingesting. (In other words, drink it and you get a buzz!!) Unfortunitly, this "buzz" becomes weaker with contiued use, but since the dink tastes realy good anyways, who realy cares!
The drink has an unusual, but delightful, taste that is very familiar to black cherry soda. Josta is also slightly more syrupy than most drinks, but coming from Pepsi-co this is a good thing! Seing as how, most Pepsi drinks seem "watered-down" compared to other drinks.
So far the drink has shown no negative side effects strong enough for one to discontinue use. But, what few it has are listed below...
Josta's harmful side-effects (This list was made from opinion only, It holds no Scientific value)
2) It makes you use the rest-room more than usual
3) Becoming addicted seems to be very easy
4) Searching for Jostas in stores seems to take up most of your free time
5) It has an unusual reaction with Marijuana (Some call this a good thing)
6) "Josta rushes" do not mix well with school work
7) If you drink too much at one time, you pass out (or come close)
8) You can always seem to find all but one or two of the caps in their contests (This causes the side effect: The-killing-of-everyone-you-see)
9) Causes fights between friends over "the last one in the store"
10) Lack of Josta inspires you to make long boreing lists of side effects that no one takes seriously
Have I left anything out? If so, E-Mail me!
Finaly, I'd like to close by saying Pepsi is thinking about taking this wonderous beverage off the market. They claim that not enough people like it!! Something must be done about this! Please, use the following links, and tell them how you feel. If you have any Pepsi/links I don't have, please be sure to send them.
Thomas' Pepsi Page
Welcome to Pepsico
PepsiCollector.Com
If you require more infomation about Josta, please use the web-ring or any of the Josta links below. Thank you for your time.
JOSTA FREAK
Josta Forever!!!
Association For Josta Saving
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