Remember the sanitizer from issue 4? I told you that stuff could eat through anything. Well, almost anything. Rufus as you can see is actually a soldier who fought in the epic food wars of centuries past charged with the duty of guarding the floating, disembodied head of… wait, why am I telling you this now? Sooner or later I’ll draw it. After all we’ve already seen hints of it. Go back and check issue 7 and you can see the barcode on his neck as he asks Chuck to get his gun…

The product name is a parody of the strongest cleaning solutions the store had. Generic sanitizer and Purple Tiger (The most awesome grease killer in the world!!). Combine the two and you can clean ANYTHING.