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| Summary: An Ork, a Hyena, and a Ditz walk into a bar...   |
Urus is dusting himself off as he backs through the door. As he turns around he looks out over the tables and patrons, a perplexed look on his face. "When did Neo-Edo get a usual?" he grumbles, yet another question needing answers as well as "when was there a portal that took you from the beach to elsewhere in twisted?". He spots the nearly empty looking bar and begins walking toward it. if there was anything that years of mercenary work on the outer systems taught him. Is that the bartenders generally know everything, and in a place like the usual, it's usually still true. As he saddles up to the bar he also notices he does not recognize the bartender. "Hey there." he says toward the bartender, his heavy Russian accent commanding attention as if a Human-Hyena hybrid sitting there wasn't enough. Gonfei raises an eyebrow slightly as he spots Urus stepping up to the bar, having missed him initially in the crowd among the tables. Afterall, he has an unusual appearance for even the Usual Restaurant, though Gonfei seems to get over it soon enough. "Welcome to the Usual Restaurant," he says with a smile. "Anything I can get for you?" Urus still looking slightly confused asks "I thought it was usual. When did Neo-Edo get one too?" he looks around some more before introducing himself. "Urus Deravin, Mercenary and destroyer of the Xenomorph nest. You have probably heard of me." Still assuming he is somewhere in the twisted universe where he is well known. "While I am here, though, I could use a shot, damn portals..." he mentions Gonfei raises an eyebrow again. "Tokyo. Neo-Tokyo. Not Edo." There doesn't, however, seem to be any recognition of him from the bartender. "But what kind of shot are you looking for? We have a fairly wide selection." He motions to behind him at the array of bottles behind the bar. "Wait so... not. Neo edo... DER'MO!" he shouts clutching his head, elbows resting on the countertop. "You are pulling leg yes? So... no neo-edo. No Twisted... none of that? let me guess this is universe that likes to pull in things from other places." He takes a wild guess considering the last time he didn't know exactly where he was, that was the answer so he is hoping for a bit of consistency in the multiverse order... good luck with that. Blinkblink. The Usual is..here? Huh?! Sae rubs her eyes and peers rather intently at the restaurant, then looks around at the skyline, nose wiggling as she sniffs the air. It looks like she's still in Neo-Tokyo. Smells like it too..and she can still sense the vampiress she's been enthralled to nearby-ish. "Phew.." Sae sighs, for a brief moment thinking she'd been teleported somewhere again-again. So she decides to peek her head inside, leaning through the doorway. "..Hellooo?" Gonfei slowly nods. "Right on all accounts... I'm guessing you've run into this kind of situation before, then?" He glances over towards the doorway, but upon seeing a fairly mundane looking girl, he doesn't pay her particular mind. Maybe one of her friends is here? He shrugs slightly as he looks back to Urus. "So I'm guessing you're going to want that shot even more now, eh?" Urus looks at the guy head still in hands "Vodka, make it a double" he says unsure of how to take this. It is going significantly better than the last time he traveled the multiverse... so there is that. "And yes, this is second time... yours is not the only one..." he mentions about being in the situation before. "What is name, might I ask." He questions the bar tender. "I assume no way back and stuck here, give me run down of situation in town. Might as well get used to it." he says sounding slightly defeated. Sae gives a nervous little wave over to man at the bar, practically tip-toeing over to it since it's pretty obvious Urus is here, too! She still gets a little antsy feeling remembering the duck incident at the other Usual..so when she sits at the bar, it's more or less as far away from the mercenary as she can sit. "I umm..Hiya Urus..? You're here too?" she questions with a tilt to her head. "Sorry again about Ivan..", giving him a sheepish smile. Turning to Gonfei, she murmurs "Could I have some fruit punch, please? And umm..I'll pay for his drinks tonight if that's okay.", wanting to make good with Urus more than ever, considering he's one of the few (as she knows yet) people from Twisted who are here. Gonfei nods and grabs a couple of shot glasses which he quickly fills with a slight amount of flourish. "Second time, eh? Technically the same for me, but both times were here for me. Going back's possible, sure, assuming you've got some way of jumping dimensions. Most people don't, though." He shrugs. "The name's Gonfei Thri, by the way." He then glances to Sae, raising an eyebrow as well. Urus was not the type of friend he assumed the girl was looking for. That said, he shrugs and goes to fill a glass with fruit punch. "Wait a minute. Sae?" Urus looks curiously. "So, not only guy who got screwed over by portal?" he asks her. "Do you know how many others from twisted came through?" after he recognizes her look and apology. "It is fine, Ivan just means a lot to me, I rarely leave home without him." meanwhile with a quick swig he downs one of the shots and shakes his head "Thank you, Gonfei, needed that." he says to the bartender. "As I was saying, what is the situation around town?" Sae smiles a bit more genuinely once Urus seems to be friendly again, even giving a short giggle. "It's okay! I just get carried away with cute things, is all. And yeah! Flan is, though.." she lolls her head side to side as she thinks of how to say it. "..whatever happened to us didn't happen to her! She kinda forced her way here after I got..teleported?", head tilted since she's really unsure what happened. "But yeah! Mine wasn't on purpose, but she more or less chased me here, y'know? Think she could only find me 'cause I'm enthralled to her an all that, though. I dunno if anyone else is here! Maybe Tak, but she's acting all weird..". Sipping the fruit punch, smiles wider at the sweetness. "Thanks Gonfei! I'm Sae!" "Situation?" Gonfei blinks, then looks up. "Well, I can't really think of anything in particular, to be honest." Looking back down to level again, he shrugs. "It's a crazy city where anything out of fiction or other universes can show up at a moment's notice. We've had Kaiju, we've had Angels, we've had women possessed by deities..." He again shrugs, then nods to Sae. And of course, in typical fashion Jason Inugami walks in as Gonfei mentions 'possession'. ".....Whut?" he deadpans as he looks at Gonfei, and his blood red eyes narrow as he sighs, "...Gonfei, I've been outta town for a bit, please tell me that someone wasn't messing with something dangerous and paid for it." he grimaces as he sees Urus and Sae and nods to them. And he focuses on Urus gun. Hmm..German, he can tell by the design. Urus blinks at Gonfei "so average Tuesday night?" he nonchalantly brushes off at the mention of angels and possession. "so, there are more here Sae, what could be causing this?" he asks "But here accidentally, yeah... same" he tells her. He turns around when he hears someone talking to Gonfei. "You know this guy, he asks the bartender curiously. Is he local police or?" Jason looks at Urus, "No..Jason Inugami. Troubleshooter for the Mage's Guild, Archealogist, and Freelance Adventurer." he says as he goes a mock two finger salute. "Just..I happen to end up dealing with problems caused by people messing with the Things Best Left Alone. Like Black Magic and all that." he says with a idle shrug. Gonfei shakes his head to Urus. "Nah. Housemate. As in, he purchased my house and I still live in the basement." He turns back to Jason. "It was the sister of a friend. She'd apparently been possessed the entire time, but she's better now." "Whoa, Kaiju?!" Sae's eyes go wide. "Like those big, godzilla monster things?!", making claw motions with her hands and gnawing playfully at the air. "Are they friendly?! I wanna meet one if they are!", giggling at the thought of attempting to cuddle a giant thing. That's when she turns to the new (to her) person! "Hiya! You've got suuuuper pretty eyes! Are you a vampire n stuff?", peering at those blodo red things, reminding her quite a bit of the vampiress that'd made her her thrall. "But yeah Urus! I've got literally no idea. Zero! I just fell asleep and well..woke up here." Gonfei says, "No. The Kaiju tend to not be friendly. We've not had many lately, though. At least not many that made it out of the Badlands." Jason looks at Sae and blinks, "No..but my Godfather is one." he says with a shrug. "The red eyes are part of my family tree. A mark of my power." and he nods to Gonfei. "Ah..I see." sighs, "What I get for taking that invitation to go to England for those field studies." he says with a shrug. Sae awwwwws at Gonfei's comment. "That's a shame! Hope we can find a nice one some day, then.". Turning to Jason, she leans closer and peeeeeers at his eyes again, smiling. "Neat! My girlfriend's a vampire and stuff and she's got eyes just like those! Well, probs not just like them since I guess you don't get them from vampires.." she scratches her cheek. "Huh though..never really though about it, but is being a vampire not herditary?" Jason hmms, "Eh..depends on the type. Most Vampires don't have children and those that do give birth to Dhamphirs, half breeds." he says as he leans back from Sae a bit, "And again, not a vampire. My bloodline is supernatural but nope..not a vampire." Urus does the full five finger salute back to Jason "adventurer hunh? Urus Deravin, mercenary for hire." He introduces himself hand out to shake, trying to position the hand in a way where his claws won't be bothersome in the exchange. "good to hear someone has a backbone around here that is not a part of the PD, I could almost say I already like it here." He says, "Kaiju, never heard of them, but I think it should not be problem. " he looks back to Jason with a cocked eyebrow, "England, as in terra? Errr Earth?" he says attempting to make it easier to understand. "what year?" Sae laughs! "Cool! I'll have to ask Flan what kinda vampire she is..", hmmm'ing curiously. "Are there any other vampires around her, for that matter? We had abunch of them back where me and Urus are from! At least 4, maybe more since they tend to be kinda sneaky.." Jason nods as he gives Urus's hand a shake. "...Well...2016 last I checked. And yes." he says with a nod over his shoulder. "Just hop a boat or the like and there you are." he says with a smirk. "And yes..Earth. The planet we're on now." and he nods to Sae, "I knew a whole vampire family." and he shudders a bit. Yeah, there's a story there.. Gonfei, now that the customers are chatting with each other, is backing out of the conversation as he often does. He's still there behind the bar, of course, but he's staying a bit more quiet as he glances about the bar. Sae perks up at the mention of entire family of vampires! She kicks her feet out from the stool and puts both hands between her legs, right on the edge of the seat. "A whole family!? Are they still around?! Are they nice?! Would they like me!?" Okay, now Jason is getting a tad unnerved. And he looks at Sae and hmms a bit before saying anything and then...he nods. "Yeah, pretty sure they'd like you." and he sighs. "And sorry, they're back home in my world." Thankfully, he can almost imagine Sae and Hilda meeting..and the chaos that would..and with a shudder he doesn't complete that line of thought, down that path lies madness. Urus knocks back his other drink before cracking his neck. "note, portal travel is painless, its arriving on the other side that is the problem." He mumbles to himself before returning to the conversation. "That is right, at least 4. Worked for one actually." He nods at the timeline comparison. "2138... 2016, so still stuck on one planet?" he asks. "Well I know a bit about earth and... well this is not MY earth. But anyway, good to meet you, sit down for a drink?" Gorgutz stomps his way into the Usual opening the door first with a slam. "Oi ya grots! Gather 'round ta greet tha' biggast, baddest Boss 'round!!" He doesn't seem to realize that he fully smashed the door frame with his forehead as he entered, paying no mind to the debris currently trickling down his body. Gonfei raises an eyebrow at Gorgutz's entrance. He points to his own head, then at the door frame, then shrugs. At least the guy doesn't seem down in the dumps like the last time Gonfei saw him. Jason is about to answer Urus, he really was. And then the Orc walks into the Bar..and he's waiting for the punchline. And with that greeting he hmms, "Nah..I'll pass." Sae squeeeees! "They'd like me?! Awesome! I've so so so so gotta meet her! Where're they at? Someplace nice I bet! Should go on a field trip there tomorrow!". Unlike the others, Sae's yet to develop a healthy sense of self preservation when it comes to meeting new, deadly things. So..she rushes right over to the very same ork that just smashed a doorframe like it's a toothpick. "Hiya there! You're pretty big! I'm Sae!" "You Have got to be kidding me. You could have told me you had an Ork problem here too." Urus says switching the safety off his weapon and strutting up to the big guy, not intimidated at all by the massive presence. "Hey big green and spelling deficient, I don't know what trouble you are looking for, but I am sure you should find it elsewhere." He nods back to Jason "suit yourself" having been in at least 3 bar brawls with orks this feels familiar to him. Nothing good came from a rowdy group of orks, so one that weighs as much as three seems like it would be just as bad. Jason looks at Urus and then jabs a thumb in the direction of Sae, "Is she..like for real?" he asks with a slightly unerved look in his eyes. And he looks back at the girl and shudders. And he's the kinda man that were he facing Chuthlu he'd punch him in the face and put pink bows on his face tentacles. I mean he has a freaking graveyard filled with stuff as madness inducing in it sealed in his soul. And he looks back at Urus, "I was talking to the Orc. I think I need a drink now. Well, this is enough to get Gonfei's attention. He quite loudly clears his throat and says to Urus, "Don't even think about starting a fight in here." He then glances briefly to Jason, but his eyes quickly flit back to the Ork and Hyena-man. "What'll you want, Jason?" "Hurr??" Gorgutz stares blankly at Gonfei when he starts pointing at his head. He looks up to the ceiling, sees nothing, looks behind him and, oh, yeah, there's the hole he made through the door frame. "Bah! Juss put some spit on it! She be roit after." That's nothing but chump change to the kind of damage the Ork has done lately. The giant Warboss frowns at Jason's lack of enthusiasm and gives an indignant huff, almost looking kind of prissy. "Iz tha Boss of even ye, ya git! Ye juss dunno it yet!" Rather surprisingly, Gorgutz reacts to Sae rushing him by actually hugging her! The giant Ork slides his non-cybernetic arm around the girl and presses her against his massively broad chest. "Now youse a purdy somefin! Ya know how ta greet a Boss roit an' propa ya do!" However, any good mood Sae might give him evaporates the moment Urus calls him out. "Oi! Ya got somefin' ta say ta me, fluffy!?" He clenches his Power Klaw at the hyena hybrid. "Come 'ere so I can krump ya!" Gonfei's warning comes indeed a little too late. Jason sighs a bit and looks back at the situation. "Guiness." he says with a sigh as he makes sure Avalon and his guns are ready in case he needs it. "Also...is this place insured?" he asks idly as he hears Gorgutz's threat. "..I feel it may need it." Sae grins when her greeting's acknowledged in that silly accent. Even with her reckless disregard for safety when it comes to making friends, the short schoolgirl's smart enough to step out of the way when Gorgutz starts getting all riled up, but..she walks right behind him and leans in, peeering all the robotics and the green skin and everything. She even sniffs him! "Hey, Mister Green! What are you again? You're not the vampire he was talking about, are you? Oh oh! I bet you are!" Urus continues to threaten the Ork "Yes, you overgrown mushroom, I am talking to you, If you are here to drink and be civilized, fine. But If you have plans on causing a mess, well, I am the guy who you are going to have to deal with" Despite being probably a fifth of the weight and at least a foot deficient in height in comparison, if not more, he seems pretty confident. At this point he is focused on the big red and green thing in front of him and is also not paying heed to Gonfei's attempt at a warning. Gonfei sighs. "Oh, gods damn it..." He then glances to Jason again. "It's got good enough. But I'd rather not have the fight to begin with." He glances out to the two that look like they're about to fight, then reaches back to grab a Guiness quickly for Jason before jumping over the bar and walking up to the standoffish pair again. "Okay, okay, look, if you two gotta fight, take it back over to the Arena, don't do it here. If you want to start it here, then I am the guy you're going to have to deal with." "Wot!!? Iz an Ork!" Gorgutz quickly responds to Sae who can very easily get around Gorgutz on account that he is indeed an Ork and tends to get severely bad cases of tunnel vision. "Tha' biggest and tha' strongest at that!" He continues whilst flexing for the lil' humie girl, cybernetic arm and all just to make it an extra flashy show. "And tha' name's Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unta! Not Mista' Greenz! Thot's a silly name fer a Boss." The Warboss then scratches his head. "Wot's a voimpaire?? Iz dey tasty!?" Of course, no matter how much Sae distracts him, Gorgutz is more inclined to get into a good ol' WAAGH with the Hyena. The Ork bares his massive tusks and begins stomping towards Urus, Power Klaw a-klanking ready to tear into some hairy hyena flesh. "Oh, so ye think yer tha' Boss of diz 'ere place, ey!? Well! I'm juss gonna hafta teach ya sum Orky values then!" Fortunately, Gonfei steps in and distracts Gorgutz enough to reconsider. "Wotever. I'll fight ye lot 'ere or in tha' arena! Don't matta' ta me!" "Noooo! It's everyone else who's tasty to vampres, silly! But nice to meet you Gorgutz! We should hang out sometime, when you're not getting all uh.." she peeks around from behind the ork, looking at Urus and Jason. She's comically tiny compared to the thing! "..getting in a fight.". Walking around to Gorgutz' side, she gently pokes some of his muscles, giggling at the weird feeling since she's never touched an ork before. It's a brief contact that, the girl hopping up on a barstool out of the way, just sitting and watching it all unfold. And Jason, he's also watching it unfold. Nope, he's not gonna fight at all. One, he doesn't wanna have to deal with Gonfei, they are roommates after all. And he sighs as he drinks his Guiness and looks at the brewing argument. Urus steps back when Gonfei intervenes. "I know his kind, Orks, pillaging, ready to fight at moment's notice, in fact, back where I come from we are still dealing with guys like this causing damage and trouble." He looks at everything and wonders. "About how much of you is metal big guy, rough estimate, unless of course you are like all others and can't give me a simple percentage." He both asks and taunts the Ork. When he turns to the Bartender turned referee he says simply. "fine, If he gets out of hand, I am going to let you deal with it and say I told you so." At that he walks back to the bar, taking Ivan, his Rubber duck out of his pocket and placing it on the counter in front of him, scratching the top of the toy's head with a single index claw. Gonfei continues to glance between the two until Urus steps away. With a sigh of relief, he walks back to the bar, this time going around the proper way instead of jumping over it. "Just a reminder, guys. The Usual Restaurant is a place for eating and drinking and conversation. Not for fighting." Yeah, just keep telling yourself that, Gonfei. Gorgutz snorts hot air out of his nostrils when Urus speaks of 'knowing' his kind. Strangely though, the Warboss actually laughs at that. "Ya know of us Orkz already then, ey!? Got ya well acquintedz wit' a propa' WAAGH from tha looks of it!" Gorgutz guffaws. "No wonder yer scurred of me!" Knowing now where Urus is coming from, Gorgutz is less eager to take offense at his taunts and simply scoffs when Urus prod him for a percentage of how cybernetic he is. "Iz one hundrad percent ORK! Dere's only green underneath tha' metal there iz." As Urus decides to step back so does the Ork who for whatever reason doesn't feel like getting into a fight right now. Which is down right incredible for an Ork, particularly a Boss of Gorgutz size! "Sod off with ye then." Grunt grunt, Gorgutz then stomps towards Sae who's apparently the only that likes him and sits next to her, the barstool creaking in pain as it tries to support the Ork's massive weight. "Dotz roit silly! Orkz isn't for eafin! Hmm, unless Iz the one doin' tha eafin! Harharhar!" Yep, he just admitted to cannibalism, that's Orkz for ya. Gonfei deadpans, "We don't serve ork as a dish here," and leaves it at that. Sae just laughs as the ork sits next to her and talks of eating, peering at those big tusks and still drawing the entirely wrong conclusion. No matter what says, she's still pretty sure he's some kinda vampire! And the 'eating' bit only re-enforces that! "Dawwww, yeah! Flan eats me all the time, too!", pulling down her collar just far enough to show off two tiny pin pricks in her neck. "So so! What kinda stuff do you drink anyway Gorgutz! Sides other orkz!". Still disturbingly casual about something that could crush her with a single finger, Sae leans in and starts poking at that robotic arm, giggling softly and muttering '..so cool!' under her breath, eyes wide. It's almost funny, too. She's one hundred percent a normal, human teenage girl, but every so often her sheer optimism and forwardness with strange, deadly things can well, trick people to thinking she's hiding something! She's not, though! In case anyone can sense that kinda stuff. "Good fer ye, I'd have ta krump ya!" Gorgutz retorts to Gonfei's statement that Ork isn't served at the Usual. "And I dunna care yer tha' Boss of dis 'ere place! I'll krump all ye lot if ye mess wit' me boyz!" A father to his men he is, at least, when he isn't stomping his own soldier Orkz. Gorgutz then chuckles gruffly when Sae begins to poke him, mentioning to her that "Oi! Dat tickles!" When she pokes at her cybernetic arm he flexes it and causes the energy field around to glow. "See!? Itz all flashy!" Thankfully, Orks have the mentality capacity of essentially children, so a teenage human girl might be the best person to interact with them. "Youse get eafen ey? Dis Flan must be yer Boss or somefin' den. No wonda' why yer a propa' grot! Youse got Orky values by 'aving a Boss." He sniffs back at Sae and pets her head with one massive hand that is nearly as tall as the girl is. "Wots I eat!? Food 'course, which reminds me. Oi! Barkeep! Bring me a roasted squig and a cola! One fer me friend grot too!" He points to Sae. Yep, the Ork Warboss is just about to buy Sae dinner. Truly this is the strangest place ever. Gonfei nods to Gorgutz's order. "A pair of roasted squig and two colas, coming up." No, he still doesn't know what a squig is... but the kitchen staff apparently does, so that's good enugh for him. He heads to the back to turn in the order, then comes back with a pair of glasses that he has filled with cola from the tap. Sae bursts out laughing! "Yeah! That's exactly what Flan! She's my boss and I'm her.." how to phrase this for orks.."..uh..whatever thingy does what a boss says!", giggling so much. She's loving this place. "I dunno what a squig is, but sounds tasty! Thanks Boss!", attempting to give his robotic arm a high five. That pet though..that makes her light right up, feet swinging back and forth beneath the stool with a giant, goofy grin on her face! "Urus Urus! Gorgutz is awesome! I dunno why you wanted to get all scuffly with him!". She's so enamored with the pets that she asks a reaaally unwise question. "Can you pet things with your robo arm, too?", presenting her totally human head to be petted. "Canibalism... you know... what was it Goreguts? If I didn't already dislike you, It wouldn't be hard to get to that point." Despite him being part hyena and a cutthroat, he at least has a semblance of standards. Gonfei is damn lucky that Urus just converged not too long ago or there would have been a brawl. Urus is wholly unamused by Sae's excitement over the creature. "Why? Because I remember people like him trying to kill our friends back home!" wait... has he been calling twisted home? Well, nothing like another multiverse trip to put things into perspective. "Morgana and Muradin were attacked by three orks, doom helped two teenage boys escape from 4... I have had it up to, hey, big guy, you mind indicating the top of your head... There. I have had it up to there with Orks." He says definitively. "A grot iz wot does wot a Boss sayz." The Ork edumecates Sae on some propa Orky language. "Unless they're one o' da boyz, but you isn't! So um.." Gears on the Ork's head turn slowly. "A girlz!? Yeh, meebe!" That sorta makes sense! The Ork then gives a toothy grin when the Bartender slides over their order, roasted squig meat and cola always helping to improve the Warboss' mood, particularly when he can share it with a propa' grot like Sae. "'Course! I always treat me grotz roit. Even if dey be grots from anuva Boss!" As she offers her head for pets, Gorgutz clenches his Power Klaw several times and slowly, pokes Sae's head. "Uh, betta' not try ta pet yah wit it, I dunna wanna krump ya." Yeah, he's not even going to try to poke Sae with his cybernetic arm. He does give her a high five though! Again, Urus begins to harass him about the Orks back home earning the contempt of the giant Warboss. "Bah! Put a sock on it ya git! So sum Ork boys somewheres give ya a stompin' and yer sore 'bout it. Wot's it ta me!? I neva' seen fluffy ones loik ye, but if I did, I wouldn't krump them 'cause yer being a git ta me. I'd stomp 'em cuz dey iz ugly!" Ork philosophy at its best since what Gorgutz is doing is essentially calling Urus a racist. Sae seems more than satisfied with her high five and the weird, new food! "Awesome! I'm a grot then! A girl-grot? Grotgirl. Yeah! Grotgirl. Like the sound of that!", laughing with joy. Ever the one to try new things, Sae waits for Gorgutz to start eating and tries to copy it, happy to be edumacated on all sorts of orky matters. While she nibbles away at her weird food, her eyes trail up and down the warpainted exo-skeleton robo stuff. "Boss boss! Did you paint all that yourself? It looks really pretty! And uh..tough! Yeah! Tough!", assuming he wouldn't like his armor being called pretty. And to be honest, it isn't terribly cute to even a red tinted glasses girl like Sae but..hey, a budding artist always deserves praise. "If you ever needed something repainted, I'm totally your grot! Lovelove fingerpainting and paint-painting. Even helped out with it where I'm from!" Gonfei glances between the two and speaks up again. "The real point here, Mr. Urus, is that Mr. Gorgutz here hasn't actually done anything to get the ire of the NTPD or the NTSDF. Sure, I'm certain he's caused some havoc in the Badlands, but... well, that's the Badlands. This isn't the first time he's been here, and the most damage I'm aware of that he's caused is... well, the doorframe, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't intentional." He glances back and forth between the two again. "You're welcome to threaten each other all you want. But I'm going to have to ask you not fight here. If you have to fight, take it to the arena." He seems content with what he's said now, and moves down the bar to handle another customer who's just come in. "Big guy, there is nothing like me... I have been in two dumping realms and my own, one of a kind. And I'm guessing you think your one of one too." That's when Gonfei vouches for him. He mumbles to himself and thinks. "fine, maybe we sweep this under the rug and start over. But get this clear, I am not anyone's... Grot." He says finding the terminology that would help the Ork understand. "Urus, killer of many things" he says still keeping a slight tinge of dumbing down his vocabulary. He holds his hand out to the big guy attempting to make peace, for now. Sae giggles! "Yeah! Urus is totally a boss, boss!" Sae insists to Gorgutz, hoping some mutual understanding of each others' kickbutt natures might ease some tensions! "Yeh! 'Course Iz do all me own paintin'! Iz always thin me paintz too! Roit an' propa an' such!" Gorgutz proudly displays his cybernetic arm along with much of his Power Armor which is albeit looted from dead Space Marines but has been turned to be 'propa' Orky by adding spikey bits and red. "Anuva painta' enthusiast, ey!? Roit, den ya should prolly come ovar when me and da ladz iz paintin' our modelz! Wez could alwayz usa a helpin' grotgirl!" There's a thinly veiled Warhammer joke in there but its unlikely Gorgutz himself realizes it. The giant Warboss lets Gonfei vouch for him and even puffs his chest a bit when the bartender assures Urus that he's a well behaved Ork despite all his antics, putting on airs as if he were civilized. Again, Orkz are not unlikely really rowdy human children and they really like being praised! Gorgutz is no exception. "Yeh! I only stomp wot I want. Iz no grot wit sumefin ta prove, Iz a Boss!" Thus meaning that he probably doesn't need to stomp a lot to get his point across. He snorts at Urus and the hyena proclaiming he's one of a kind. Ultimately meaningless to Gorgutz who would gleefully smash the last of a species if it thought it was worth a chuckle. However, he does understand the apology and gruts. "Eh, fuged 'bout it. Bosses loik us butt head, yah? Itz wot we do!" Seems he agrees with Sae's proclamation that Urus is a fellow Boss and worthy of Gorgutz' respect. "Uruz den. We should kill uz sum stuff togather sometimez. Or stomp each otha at the Arena! Datz always worth a chuckle." He cackles. "Oi!! Toothy grinz all around ya lot!! Nobody gets ta be grim when Boss Gorgutz iz 'ere! Anotah 'round on me!!" Gorgutz then throws a bunch of bills up in the air to make it rain on Gonfei's head. This Ork is loaded! Sae giggles at the suggestion of painting with 'da ladz', nodding a bunch. "Awesome! Totally grab me when you do, boss! Would love to help you guys.", not seeming to mind that she'd be painting death machines for a species of killers. The raining money reminds her of something that, grabbing one of the bills to peer closely at it. It's different from the kind they gave her back at Twisted, so she looks at Gonfei and hmms. "Hey, Gonfei! Are you guys looking for any waitresses n stuff? Need money for paints! And, would love meeting more awesome uh.." she turns to the ork "..bosses like Gorgutz!", lavishing on a bit of praise since it seems to make him less confrontational. Cute! "Fruit punch, please!" Sae asks, holding out her empty glass and flashing a smile at Urus. "Urus Urus! You should let him treat you to a drink, too! Vodka right?" Gonfei actually looks mildly annoyed by the money being literally thrown at him, but says nothing to the effect. That said, he does still collect the money and go about dealing with the new 'round'. And he definitely looks pleased that this didn't turn to violence, and might even turn into a friendship between the two! Well, mostly the lack of violence. Sae's request gets a tilted head. "Sure, lemme get you an application, just a minute. We can always use a little help around here. Just let me finish taking care of this round first." And of course, part fo the round is refilling her fruit punch and getting Urus another glass of Vodka. when the point gets through that he is not anyone's subordinate he relaxes slightly, especially when Gorgutz mentions that butting heads is just what leaders do. "I will definitely have to take you up on the fighting. It would be a nice change of pace to have an Ork fight with me instead of against me." When the Ork boss calls for a round for everyone, Urus grins, "Now your speaking my language." He actually could like this guy, ya know, as long as what Gonfei says is true. Sure the guy is a few engines short of a starship but hey, no one is perfect. Urus picks up his glass and raises it. "I propose toast. To new allies in strange places." Hunh toasting and Ork, did not think it would be this version of toast. "Yah!!" Toasts are a universal language and Gorgutz raises his own mug of cola along with Urus. "To new paintin', grotgirlz, and WAAAGHZ!!" He chugs his drink, spilling a good bit of it all over himself, but its the thought that count for sure. "Oi, Uruz, if yer into tha' foitin', den ye oughta check tha' Badlandz up o' 'ere wif me. All sortz of nastiez dere dat need a good killin'! Sometimez deres good gubbins dere too and ya can trade 'em in for loot wit ta humies deir shopz. Datz how I got sum of me best dakka 'round 'ere." Urus knocks back his drink and konks out on the counter, someone might want to check the lables, whatever it was it was more powerful than he was expecting. | |
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