| Dat Stare | ||
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| Summary: Fluttershy meets someone she's been meaning to give a good talking to...    |
Fluttershy smiles, "Thank you," she smiles, though she speaks dog quite fluently, she turns to see Yuji coming in behind her. 'Oh...good evening," she says quietly, "How have you been? I haven't seen you..um..since I arrived here," she says. Corporal Nariwasa waves his club again in a flourish for a greeting and then holsters it with another spin. "Greeting to you too Citizen Fluttershy. Well, I've been around. I'm like the proverbial bad penny. Minerva perks up. "Like... the character Bad Penny in that book Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain?" she asks curiously. Okay, so that character is ... well...female, as well as not an upstanding member of society, but really. After reading that book, and knowing THIS place, she had to ask. Fluttershy says, "I think I know..um...a bad penny back home...." sounds like a pony name, kind of. She trots over to a table, then orders a snadwhich for herself, then a barley and daisy sandwhich with bean sprouts, avacado amd just a hint of mustard to go. Plus a cup of cider." Corporal Nariwasa blinks and arches both eyebrows "Character? no no. A bad penny aparantly always shows up somewhere. especially when you least expect it." he follows Fluttershy up to the bar and asks "A cup of my usual please?" The front door suddenly gets shoved open, emitting a short, green, spikey, punkish looking creature that looks rather scrawny for the amount of force it just opened the door with. It's blue eyes dart around a bit before it sighs and relaxes slightly. "Good, that wierdo from last time ain't here..." Minerva shrugs. "Okay, had to ask. I mean, knowing this town?" she spreads her hands wide... juuuust as a short green punk walks in. Almost as if to drive her point home. The Barkeeper with a sigh, starts donning the asbestos gloves and digging out the armoured coffee cup and the steel tongs. The background stretches back behind Fluttershy in cinematic fashion. Her usual calm and shy demeanor suddenly falls away. "YOU!" she says as she sees Scourge, "YOU!!!" she actually shouts, stomping towards him, "You...you....YOU..." she narrows her large blue eyes, "BABY PUSHER!" in a move that makes a crazy amount of sense, alastair the dog... whimpers, ducks under the table, pushes his way behind Mina's feet, and lies there, shivering. Scourge blinks and raises his brows, his eyes growing even bigger than they already were. "Heey, hey, I didn't push any baby. ...granted I can't say I never WOULD...but at least accuse me of things I /have/ done." Corporal Nariwasa notes the new arrival with a variety of reactions. Short and greeen: meh. obviously a punk: hmmm where's my nightstick and handcuffs. BABY PUSHER: wait what? He looks from Scourge to Fluttershy and back again... hands on his belt where his tools are. Fluttershy says, "Oh no you don't, you're not getting out of it that easily! You pushed down that little girl who pulled my tail and then you were mean to her parents!" There's something transfixing about the pegasus' eyes, she's so angry the stare is starting to seep out without her even trying, "What do you have to say for yourself, Mr.meanspikey guy??"" The Bartender meanwhile goes into the back and makes the espresso machine makes noises like a damned soul. Scourge says, "I gave a toddler a love tap and she didn't even seem to care. Sides I did it cause she was being an annoying brat. An you're REALLY going to defend the losers that just stood around takin' selfies and being too fulla themselves to pay attention to thier own kid?" His brows furrow more and more the longer she's staring at him. "...Uhhmm...." he murmurs, digging into his pocekts a little, "...cripes...."" Fluttershy STARES at Scourge. (((O.O)))) "YOU DON'T PUSH DOWN BABIES!" She walks closer and closer to him, blue eyes locked on him. "Now when that little girl things of me, she'll remeber getting pushed down and her parents getting yelled at! That makes me feel TERRIBLE!" Corporal Nariwasa wonders if he should get popcorn to go with his coffee... which conveniently is just arriving now at the end of the bartender's tongs. Scourge backs up into the wall that was already right behind him. "Really I think you're putting way too much into this. And good on her if she remembers her parents getting yelled at. She needs better damned parents. Fluttershy STARES Fluttershy says, "You were terrible ride to Mr and Mr.s Fuckhead."" Scourge seems like he's trying to walk backwards THROUGH the wall and it isn't working. Something causes him pause though. "...wait...you---You didn't realise that that was..." Fluttershy has NO IDEA what she just said, she thought that was really thier names of course. But she keeps the STARE regardless. 'You should find them and say youre sorry!" Scourge seems horribly torn now between rather he should be being cowed or bursting out laughing... Minerva has to bite her lower lip to keep from snickering. Oh dear lord in heaven this is comedy GOLD. Will explain later, she promises. Fluttershy says, "I'm keep my eyes on you, buster~!" she warns, then makes the 'I'm watching you motion ' with her hooves. She then turns around with a huff and walks back over to her table and waiting sandwhich. "I'm so sorry you all had to see that... she says quietly, having really no idea what just came out of her mouth." Scourge finally just falls over, rolling on the ground snickering. "Oh, oh you're just ADORABLE, dame!" Corporal Nariwasa takes a healthy sip of his coffee and stiffens. Tremours run down his body and and his eyes go wide. The moment passes and he sighs contentedly. "Ahhhhh Ambrosia... Fluttershy says, "Don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry..." Minerva eyes the corporal's drink. "Someday, I will be brave enough to try that," says the former magical girl who once fought for VALOR. Yes, the coffee IS that scary. She moves to sip her lemonaide... which is RIGHT when Fluttershy quotes the hulk... aaand Lemonaide goes OUT Mina's nose in a burst of hilarity Scourge says, "I don't know what the HELL that was just now, but...if I don't have to see THAT very often you might be fun to see around. ....probably from a safe distance..." Fluttershy says, "WEll, if you behave, then we can be friends, but you have to be nice to people," she huffs, taking a bit of her sandwhich. She can handle Discord, she can handle this guy. She doesn't like using the stare, but sometimes she just HAS too." Corporal Nariwasa sips .oO(we could weaponize that stare in the PD) Corporal Nariwasa mutters something about "...be great for crowd control" Scourge mutters something about a biological weapon to himself. "Hah. Feathers...cute stuff....that's a relationship that'll never happen. Minerva mutters, "owowowowowow" because despite comedy, the nose is lined with delicate membraines and lemonaide is acidic. "Ow. Please, never make me laugh anything out my nose again..." Corporal Nariwasa continues drinking his coffee. belatedly remembering to call in his break on the radio... Fluttershy just sideglances at Scourge disaprovingly as she delicately eats her sandwhich. She looks to Minerva, "Sorry, sorry," she says quietly. Scourge says, "No, let me correct that. It could deffinetly happen...but you're talking the the wrong hedgehog for that." Fluttershy hmmphs, putting her small nose in the air. Corporal Nariwasa says, "I'm not much help Miss Fluttershy. Being mean isn't a crime in this city." Scourge smirks in reply. "Anyway...in getting caught up in people with their phones where thier a**es should be, I don't actually know who you are Feathers." He peers toward Nariwasa. "And I should hope being 'mean' to a pair of neglectful f***heads is even less of a crime." Corporal Nariwasa says, "well... I think there's an old code on the books about foul language but..." Minerva carefully wipes up the spilt lemonaide, then smiles at the others in the room. "No, it really isn't, but, being mean can make things more unpleasant. And I, for one, want to leave things nicer than when I found them." Her smile turns a weeee bit scary at this point. "And please, watch your language in front of innocent ponies." No, it's not the Stare, or even a Mom Glare. Just good old fashioned push me too hard and I will wear your ribcage as a hat and enjoy doing it smile. Fluttershy says, "All the hedgehog's I've ever met have been kind and gentle..." quiety, more to herself then anyone else. Then Scourge goes off again, there's a sound coming out of Fluttershy's ears like a tea kettle. She turns back to Scourge, her eyes all glowy anime style. "My name is not 'feathers' she says loudly. "MY NAME IS FLUTTERSHY!"" Scourge eye rolls. "Really, THAT'S what you'd get me on? ...that really WOULD be sad." He then shrugs a little as Fluttershy goes off. "Well thank you for answering what I asked...didn't realise I was deaf, but I guess I am now..." Corporal Nariwasa Shrugs "Currently fuckhead and ass are the best I can do..." he shrugs again and takes a sip of coffee "Not a priority. Blow something up, then I'm sure we'll have...words. mostly variants on 'put your hands on your head' but...words. Fluttershy really wants to stare him into submission. BUT...no..she resists...she only uses it when she absolutely has to. And he-he's made her so angry she didn't even taste her sandwhich! She hops off her seat and gathers up the sandwhch she ordered to Twilight's (ver specific!) directions. "Please excuse me..." she says, then Yuji rambles off some odd words in an odd way..was that that name again? That family must be famous.... Minerva nods. "No thievery, no real violence beyond what you've been thoroughly chewed out for... you're not a criminal at this point, just an.." she pauses, glances at Fluttershy, obviously changing word choice, "Unpleasant person. Which is, again, not a crime." Scourge says, "Well I did destroy some kind of statue thing, but that was already fixed again in no time. And I was /nice/ and didn't hurt any body even though I WANTED to do really bad things...." He mock puppy dog eyes."Yep, that's my job... Ex-King Scourge, stirrer of chaos, hater of most and hated by most. I'd say something cliche like 'at your service', but screw being at anyone's service." Fluttershy tucks Twi's sandwhich in her saddle bags, alosng with some carrot chips and a sammy for Spike as well. She then takes a look at Scourge, maybe it's the way he says it? Sounded like....she stops in her tracks for a moment. Discord was saved because she had faith in him and had the patience to see through his villany...hmmm...could Scourge be just the same? She's still angry with him...but...maybe... Minerva deadpans, "Great. The multiverse must be very fond of that archetype." She reaches up to pinch the bridge of her nose. "Have a pleasant evening, Miss Fluttershy." She calls after the pony. "Minerva White, former agent of order, former magical girl, current apprentice mage and member of the NTSDF." She replies to the introduction with one of her own. "And my familiar, Alastair." Who's... still curled up in a little ball behind Mina's feet, cause Flutter can be SCARY. Scourge tilts his head. "What? I'm a well supplied archtype? ...I can't decide if that sucks or might actually be /interesting/..." "Though I /did/ hear rumblings about some guy that sounded a lot like my kind of style druming up to some kind of fun..." He waves over his shoulder. "See ya around maybe Fluttershy." Fluttershy says, "Good evening, all," she nods polietly, she figues she'd better get some distance between her and the hedgehog before he makes her loose her cool again. She'd ben stewing about that prior situation for quite awhile, and nothing makes her more angry then an innocent being bullied...and it's an affront to herself that she was so blatantly angry in front of her new friends." Corporal Nariwasa keeps drinking his coffee "See you Miss fluttershy," and "whelp, as long as the chaos doesn't extend to blowing up the city or breaking the speed laws. we're probably good. well... speed laws... they're breakable. Minerva nods. "We should be careful," she sighs. "The other people I know who seem to embody chaos... erm... things tend to explode around them." her eyes grow distant. "Like planets. That was a fun one to try and outrun." She shakes her head, returning back to the here and now. "Try not to blow up this planet, okay?" Fluttershy heads out, hoping Twi's Sandwhich was made correctly.... Corporal Nariwasa finishes up his coffee. and straightens up his uniform. Scourge says, "...I wouldn't say I'd never, or have never, blown things up, but blowing up a PLANET would be too stupid for words. If I wanted THAT much nothing going on, I could just to it the way that takes much less work and just stay home forever." Corporal Nariwasa says, "If it's the planet the city is on. then that would definitely fall under things we'd be interacting about." Minerva whews. "Good." She pauses. Wasn't Kibi...? "You know what? There's a teenage girl who occasionally shifts into Kaiju size to play going on a rampage. Maybe team up with her sometime?" she suggests. Corporal Nariwasa unholsters his nightstick and salutes everyone with it before tossing it spinning into the air and catching. "Well! back to duty for me." Not Kibi! Kibi's on Scourge's avoidance list! "I'm not a team up type usually." Scourge waves toward Nariwasa. "Hopefully won't be seeing much of you, but can't make promises, can we?" Corporal Nariwasa says, "Hopefully not sir. Best trouble is trouble avoided." Corporal Nariwasa with that, pops out the door whistling some sort of tune while tossing and catching his baton. | |
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