MEDICAL MACHINA RUNNING MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS? MAYBE!
Article By: Trilby Trang
Posted Date: September 11, 2011
Medical Machina has come under fire for refusing to answer why it has opened its doors to disorientated time-travellers free of charge, despite stong public demand for their agenda to be revealed.
Over the last few weeks addled humans and non-humans have begun to appear without warning in Twisted City, most with no idea of how they got there or where they came from.
However, almost as if expecting this event, Medical Machina instantly opened their doors at the Integra Arms Apartments - offering free lodging to these troubled time-travellers.
Suspiciously the same courtesy has not been offered to natives of Twisted City - the free lodgings only offered to those of a confirmed otherworldly background.
"Medical Machina has authorised Integra's Arms LLC to offer housing to the refugees of time or space who have been displaced on or have arrived on Twisted," Medical Machina spokesperson Debbie said to the Twisted Times.
"Medical Mechanica cares about the life of Twisted's citizens. Medical Mechanica understands the needs of those new comers who arrive in our little town."
However when asked about why a medically financed cooporation has so much interest in the new arrivals, Medical Machina simply repeated its statement.
"Medical Machina claims ownership over this (the Integra Arms) and most of the buildings in Twisted... we're been given the run around! What are they up to?" A concerned citizen, Senior Diablo, told the Twisted Gazette. "Who in the hell *is* Medical Machina? This whole thing doesn't feel quite right."
The Twisted Gazette warns any newcomers to be careful to read all paperwork and forms before signing up for free accomodation at the Integra Arms, or else you might find yourself tied to a chair and undergoing electroshock therapy.
Twisted Gazette - always giving you the information scoop, double serves in a waffle cone of justice!
TWISTED CITY WARZONE!
Article By: Trilby Trang
Posted Date: January the 25th, 2009
Twisted Residents are no longer safe in their last bastion of civilised life, as Twisted City has become a warzone this week, devastated in a series of horrific sweep attacks. Twisted City, while designated ruins by the Council, is the home to thousands of citizens who seek out to live out their daily lives. It also had, until recently, a thriving shopping district. But two days ago a massive water serpent rose in the centre of the city, destroying dozens of structures and flooding hundreds of street blocks. The water serpent was eventually thwarted by a group of several vigilantes, from furred creatures to teenage girls, who fought to keep the situation under control. However, the city was attacked by a skull-faced man named "Skeletor" and his panther only a day after, causing serious injuries to a handful of different vigilantes. They were able to thwart his rampage. However, several buildings were damaged and two collapsed due to the skeleton man's assault. This comes at a time when hordes of zombies, vampires, demons and other nightmarish creatures are tearing up Twisted's streets. Both incidents in Twisted City lasted up to a hour with no response from either TASK or Twisted's Council, much to the confusion of those involved. Vigilantes on scene were overheard voicing disgust over both bodies lack of inaction on the recent chaos to lash Twisted's citizens. Individuals who showed up on scene were uncoordinated, and were seen frequently arguing amongst each other while trying to coordinate their efforts. "Wh-What kind of horrible name (for an attack) is that? ... silence your inane attack names, woman!" One black hedgehog was seen yelling at an individual only known as "Sailor Moon". "I can't, it's tied to vocal commands!.. Starlight-Honeymoon-Therapy-Kiss!" While heroism was witnessed on the day, individuals are beginning to ask if the incident should have occured at all. "I don't believe the incident could have been resolved with a shotgun, no matter what that journalist (Twisted Life News Glen Slin) says," a Twisted City resident and chef, Akito Tenkawa said to the Twisted Gazette. "They're not going to get me to fight as a vigilante, damn it! I'm just a cook!"
PERFECT CHAOS: The beast identified as "Perfect Chaos" lived up to its name, destroying several skyscrapers in the Twisted City area. Just one of many photographs of the beast in Twisted City Central from Twisted Gazette, on scene.