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"O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between heaven and earth, may the thunderous power from the garments of these holy, delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger, shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came! Repent, motherfucker!" | "O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between heaven and earth, may the thunderous power from the garments of these holy, delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger, shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came! Repent, motherfucker!" | ||
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Revision as of 20:59, 28 March 2016
Series: Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Class: Ghost Hunter
Threat Level: City Smasher
Alignment: Chaotic Sexy
Gender: Female
Species: Fallen Angel
Age: Legal
Birthdate: Nah, but tie a ribbon around it and we can pretend. <3
Height: 5'4" (164cm)
Weight: 104lbs (47kg)
Short Description: Heaven on high heels, with a big mouth and a bad attitude, Panty is the real heroine of the story! Together with her kid sister Stockin' (the goth one) she fights the forces of evil wherever they may dare to infringe upon her prolific and very important sex life. Ghosts and demons beware, she's got a pair of explosive transforming panties with your name all over them.
Repent, motherfuckers!
Backlace - Panty's firearm of choice, this iridescent blue handcannon is formed from her own panties. A spiritual weapon, it is unable to cause serious harm to humans despite being entirely lethal to ghosts. The greater an entity's demonic status, the less likely it is to simply explode on being drilled with a single, celestial round. In desperate situations, Panty can supplement and modify Backlace by using her sister's panties to create a second, identical gun; or even swipe the underwear of bystanders. The size and potency of such a weapon depends on the size of the owner's genitals and their relative prowess. Multiple renditions of Backlace can be combined to create progressively more ludicrous weapons, from assault rifles to cataclysmic bazookas.
Crack Shot - Whether it's Backlace or a regular, stinky gun, Panty is capable of aiming with pinpoint precision under a staggering level of stress and confusion. Range is no object - if the bullet's capable of getting there, she can guide it, and is equally capable at the rapid fury of close quarters.
Martial Arts - In a manner of speaking! She's a brawler for sure, but despite her stature Panty packs a hell heaven of a punch, and fights like a rabid cat. Perfectly content to pull hair, gouge eyes or kick below the belt, after transforming beneath the auspice of her angelic halo she's a dangerous combatant by any standard. Put a pistol or two in her hand and watch her Gun Fu.
Pornomancer - She's really fucking good. Improbably good. Even covered in feces and chunks of eradicated ghost ectoplasm, she's all but irresistible to the opposite sex. Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's a fucking angel and you should start praying, bitch...
See Through - Panty and Stocking's Hummer and pretty-much-sidekick, See Through is pink, sexy, ultra-durable and insanely fast (approximate top speed: what've you got?). Though both girls are capable of pulling crazy stunts, Panty's daredevil maneuvers are particularly stomach-churning to behold - and she's not bad on a motorcycle, either! Vroom vroom, motherfucker!
Background
TWO PARAGRAPHS?! Shit! This is the last time I do anything for you, Stockin', I swear to holy fuck...
So uh, once upon a time there was this rockin' hot blonde called Panty. Everyone wanted her, except the girls who weren't dykes who I guess just wanted to be her or whatever. Even though she cut school and didn't really apply herself (see, Stockin', I'm that self-aware thing you're always tellin' me about!) she was totally rad and awesome, and that's probably why she got kicked out of heaven to go hunt Ghosts. Oh, and she had this weirdo goth-freak of a sister who really needs to watch her figure before her tits expand to swallow the Earth and fuck up this whole big thing we have goin' on. She's super into bondage, too. What's up with that? Girl needs her hole filled, pronto.
Any-fuckin'-way, these two totally badass angel sisters were basically the best thing to happen to this dive of a planet. Everyone loved Panty Anarchy, she kicked ass, took names, and even starred in TWO hit movies. It all would've been perfect if not for this fat black asshole of a boy-botherer named Garterbelt. Every morning, he'd wake the two beautiful sisters (I said she eats too much, I didn't say she wasn't hot) by screaming outta both sides of his face about 'blah blah sacred duty, blah blah Heaven coins'. So we went and kicked ass, I guess.
The end.
That's two paragraphs, right? I'm done, right? Why do I even fucking care? Smell you later, jerkoff, I've got a hot date with my sister and four stinky rubber wheels. Woohoooo!
Quotes
"You're right, I'm just a little bitch and I'm proud of it. But guess what, douchebag? That's not the point. Newsflash! I don't need special fucking powers to beat the shit out of you. You know why? Because I'm a bitch who doesn't give a fuck. You and your half-dead face can preach about hymens and demons and other weird words that supposedly mean shit, but that doesn't change the fact that if any of you fuckers get in my way, I'm gonna kick some twisted-ass ass. You hear me dick? I'm a hot bitch angel named Panty. And no matter what anyone says, I DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!"
"O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between heaven and earth, may the thunderous power from the garments of these holy, delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger, shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came! Repent, motherfucker!"
