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The Usual Restaurant
While traditionally owned and operated by variations of Dragonmaster Cale Charis across the multiverse, the one on Twisted is unique for several reasons. First that it was originally owned by a gargoyle girl named Aquariu who claimed ownership of it shortly after its attachment to Twisted. Currently ownership has been transferred to one of the more prominent employees, Yoiko Hibiki.
Secondly, despite all versions of the UR being structurally identical the Twisted 'branch' is somehow slightly altered....