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Johann comes to the door rather quickly this time, clearing his throat as he opens it and allows Urus inside. "Ah, zhere you are. Please, er, take a seat. As I said, your test results came in, let me just get ze papers..." He hurries to his desk and picks up a small stack, two or three sheets. Urus nods. he walks and sits up on the table as per usual and waits. "so, please tell me you have some good news." the hyena asks. He rolls his shoulders and looks very tense as he sits there. "in any case I thank you for the help." Johann clears his throat again, a bit nervously, as he strides over to Urus, checking the papers one more time. "Vell... I'm afraid not. To put it simply, you ah... zhere is no vay to soften ze blow I am afraid... you have AIDS. More specifically, a strain adapted for hyenas, which seems to have mutated your DNA in some manner. I've never seen anyzing like it." Urus exhales hard from his nostrils as his eyebrows raise and he runs his hand through his head fur. he puts both hands up to his muzzle. "sooo I can change other people... even if I didnt want to..." he asks. "help me out here doc, what do I need to avoid..." Johann winces as he sees Urus's reaction, scratching at his chin as he combs the information for anything he might have missed. "Vell... you said you hadn't had any personal relations in years, yes? Zat is a good zing, as it is one of ze zings you need to avoid. Much like normal AIDS, it is spread zhrough bodily fluids, so as long as nobody drinks your blood or ah... engages carnally viz you, zey should be fine. I vould hold off on any kissing as vell, just to be safe." Urus rubs his forehead. good news is, he hasnt done it yet, bad news is he could in the future if someone is stupid or somthing. or he himself is too drunk to remember. "is there any good news doc." he asks "because after that I could use some..." he admits. that means his non existant love life needs to stay that way unless someone really... really likes him and fur... Johann sighs and pushes up his spectacles, giving Urus a pat on the shoulder. "Vell, on ze bright side... it isn't fatal? At least, if you have lived zis long, it is unlikely to have furzher detrimental effects. In fact, you are perfectly healzhy aside from zat. Remarkable, really." Urus side eyes Johann. "oh yes, and the torturous nature of the transformation makes it so much better than killing them..." he deadpans. "beleive me, you wouldnt be saying it if you were 'infected...'" he states. "you wouldnt happen to double as a shrink would you?" Johann shrugs helplessly. "I am sure you can find someone villing to go zhrough zat in ze name of love. Have you tried ze internet, perhaps? Some very odd people zhere." he suggests, half-heartedly. "Apart from zat, I ah... do not, no. Sorry." Urus shakes his head. "well at least in day to day I shouldnt need to worry too much." he says. "you busy?" Johann raises his eyebrow curiously. "Vhy do you ask?" Urus shrugs. looking the doctor in the eye. "You helped me out, figured I could buy you a drink." he says. "Not your fault my life and body is so screwed up." he says "otherwise I could have done somthing stupid without knowing so..." he states. "are you too busy to head to the usual for a drink?" Johann gives Urus a sad look, then sighs and nods. "Alright. Not for very long zhough, and I can't have any actual alcohol. I have anozzer appointment in about an hour." Urus smirks slightly "thats fine, should probably lay off it myself considering how dangerous I know I am just doubled..." he admits. he hops off the table and stretches his back slightly before waving on. Johann nods, moving back to his desk to file the papers away in a little file cabinet underneath it. Then, grabbing his hat, he makes his way to the front door and holds it open for his patient. "Indeed. At least ve can have a friendly chat." | |
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