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S-Mart
'Borrowed' wholesale from The Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, the S-Mart was created to solve an important question no one was asking: Where did the people of Twisted buy clothes and/or food? Generic fake-shops are fine depending on the scene but it'd be a little weird if everyone was going to a totally random-non-existent place for their everyday shopping or buying groceries at the 24*7.
How long it's been there isn't important. It's there now, and they're slightly cheaper than everyone else by about three cents.