'Borrowed' wholesale from The Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, the S-Mart was created to solve an important question no one was asking: Where did the people of Twisted buy clothes and/or food? Generic fake-shops are fine depending on the scene but it'd be a little weird if everyone was going to a totally random-non-existent place for their everyday shopping or buying groceries at the 24*7.
How long it's been there isn't important. It's there now, and they're slightly cheaper than everyone else by about three cents. The store manager of the Twisted Branch is Shaun Riley, whom many may remember from Shaun of the Dead. He's seen his share of chaos and frankly a zombie outbreak isn't much different than a Black Friday sale. Especially when Ash Williams lives in a trailer in the parking lot.
Welcome S-Mart shoppers! Thank you for shopping with us today! We have all the new fashions available in our clothing department. Our electronics department has the latest in goods and our grocery department just got a fresh shipment of fish. There is also a huge sale in our sporting goods department! For your convenience two of our twenty-six available check lanes are now open!
Remember, shop Smart! Shop S-Mart!
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