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The Samurai Pizza Cats
Full Name The Samurai Pizza Cats Series Original Class Alignment Gender Male, Female, Male, Female Species Feline Age Varies Birthdate Varies Height Varies Weight Varies

Will somebody please cue that bird?

The Samurai Pizza Cats are a group of superhero humanoid cats who also have day jobs running a Pizza Parlor of the same name. Somehow they consider exchanging an apron for armor an alternate identity, and it's astounding their enemies never seen to notice. Each one has the ability to glide using hover-boots and summon robotic equipment that lets them fly.

The Samurai Pizza Cats Pizza Parlor also comes equipment with a giant roof-mounted gun which they use to travel to do battle, or deliver pizzas.

Fan Club Oath

The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note:
Their antics take your breath away like furrballs in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed, we never call retreat.
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down we land upon our feet.

So hail to thee, oh Pizza Cats. Please ring your little bell.
Although you may be pen and ink we know you'll fight like...
Pizza Cats!

Speedy

There's Speedy Cerviche: he's the leader of the bunch. A heck of a fighter, Makes a heck of a lunch.

Polly

And little Polly Esther who's never afraid of going into battle when the bad guy's invade.

Guido

There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic lover. The cat gets down, down with a love-hangover.

Francine

The source of all the Pizza Cat's rhymes comes the green wearing kitten who's voice does chime. She leads them all from the Pizza shop and along with witty banter, this defacto leader can make them hop by hitting them with hammers.

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