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|Short=Super-teen extraordinaire, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! | |Short=Super-teen extraordinaire, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! | ||
| − | |Desc= | + | |Desc= You see before you a tall blue man in a full body red spandex suit. His hands are protected by white gloves which softens hands when you do dishes, and his feet are nestled warmly in a bed of white boots. His black hair, standing on end, has two long lightning bolts going up the sides as if styled by the Bride of Frankenstien herself. Some believe that's exactly the case. See, Larry down in accounting, he went one day to a local radio store where Dr Tran was giving out <font color=#ffffff>HOT DICKINGS</font>. There he met with Jhonna who was there with her friend Sally. Well, Sally told Larry that at the groccery store on the other side of town Joe, Walter, Eddie Brock, and Steven where buying lightbulbs and <font color=green>THEY</font> said that Mickey Mouse was really <font color=brown>BROWN</font> and now <font color=gray>BLACK</font>. But that's another story. |
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| + | Once, many years ago, a group of tibetan monks brought forth the Ancient Aztec God of <font color=white>BITCH SMACKING</font> who bestowed upon the mighty well built chest of the famous superhero <font color=red>FREAKAZOID</font> the insignia of a giant ''F'' and an exclimation mark. That's right, ''F!'' And that's not a nifty way to hide a dirty word! It's secretly the brain wave patterns of a special secret agent with a <font color=yellow>PHD</font> in <font color=white>KICKING YOUR ASS</font> remade into a holographic porn star tattoo, translated into hebrew, and then printed onto the side of a milk carton in Florida where it was painted onto the back of a choclate bunny, sent to the makeup department, and then stitched into the <font color=red>MIGHTY RED TIGHTS OF DOOM!</font> Well, not really Doom. More like Pony extract... | ||
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| + | <font color=green>Here's a warning. YES A</font> <font color=red>W-A-R-N-I-N-G</font> <font color=green>to players who encounter this</font> <font color=white>MIGHTY UNSTOPABLE FORCE OF UNSTOPABLE MIGHTINESS!!</font> <font color=green>He has burried in that nugget covered brain of his the entire wealth of the Internet's knowledge. That means everything from YouTube videos, Wikipedia entries, and advertisements for</font> <font color=purple>PORN!!</font> <font color=green>After all... the Internet is for Porn.</font> | ||
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| + | <font color=white>PREPARE FOR THE HONOR! PREPARE FOR THE DUTY! PREPARE FOR....</font> <font color=yellow>Peanut-buttah jelly time! Peanut-butta jelly time! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY! PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY! PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT!</font> <font color=green>All your base are belong to badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger</font> <font color=white>MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!</font> | ||
| + | |Skills=Check out Dexter Douglas, nerd computer ace. Went surfing on the internet and was zapped to cyberspace. He turned into the Freakazoid! | ||
| + | |Stats=He's strong and super-quick. He drives the villains crazy, because he's a lunatic! | ||
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''Alias: Freakazoid'' | ''Alias: Freakazoid'' | ||
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Revision as of 02:21, 8 September 2014
Series: FREAKAZOID!
Class: Of course!
Alignment: I'm the wind, baby...
Gender: MALE!
Species: Was ok, I guess...
Age: Yes, we all do.
Birthdate: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY??
Height: Tall.
Weight: Heavy.
Short Description: Super-teen extraordinaire, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Once, many years ago, a group of tibetan monks brought forth the Ancient Aztec God of BITCH SMACKING who bestowed upon the mighty well built chest of the famous superhero FREAKAZOID the insignia of a giant F and an exclimation mark. That's right, F! And that's not a nifty way to hide a dirty word! It's secretly the brain wave patterns of a special secret agent with a PHD in KICKING YOUR ASS remade into a holographic porn star tattoo, translated into hebrew, and then printed onto the side of a milk carton in Florida where it was painted onto the back of a choclate bunny, sent to the makeup department, and then stitched into the MIGHTY RED TIGHTS OF DOOM! Well, not really Doom. More like Pony extract...
Here's a warning. YES A W-A-R-N-I-N-G to players who encounter this MIGHTY UNSTOPABLE FORCE OF UNSTOPABLE MIGHTINESS!! He has burried in that nugget covered brain of his the entire wealth of the Internet's knowledge. That means everything from YouTube videos, Wikipedia entries, and advertisements for PORN!! After all... the Internet is for Porn.
PREPARE FOR THE HONOR! PREPARE FOR THE DUTY! PREPARE FOR.... Peanut-buttah jelly time! Peanut-butta jelly time! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY! PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY! PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT! All your base are belong to badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!
ChronoMUCK Logs
Pre Unification Logs
Twisted Logs
Background
Subject 18675309
Alias: Freakazoid
How this so-called "Freakazoid" came to Twisted is something that requires further research. What is currently known is that he arrived on Twisted talking about discovering it on the internet. He says that we're all part of an online computer game known as TwistedMUCK. To back this up he's fond of creating (or pulling to Twisted) manifestations of various internet icons which usually appear for a one or two line gag before throwing them out. He's also fond of referring to conversations that are apparently only heard in his own head and responding to them as though they where real. (He refers to these conversations as "OOC chat") Possibly just an internet-obsessed illusionist with above human average strength and speed. His incredibly realistic illusions will sometimes affect people and places making them seem like a scene from a film complete with background music and elaborate lighting. APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION.
Before being forced to shut down monitoring equipment a recording was made of this Freakazoid engaging with Oblivion, a similarly minded denizen of Twisted. While the two appear to be friends they tend to refer to one another as arch-rivals. Perhaps this can be used to our advantage.
~ Albert Wesker
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